I know I’m a horrible person. That being said nothing makes me happier than someone who’s being an asshole, being in pain. Funny too…teeth pain right? Let’s just make another good decision (because one’s never made a bad one) and have a bowl of LUCKY CHARMS cereal (aka sugar city) with milk and then not brush teeth after and go to sleep. Can’t hurt your teeth right? Not wise for someone who’s so effing brilliant right?